Tumblr Thread: The Crude King Of Satire, Skweezy Jibbs

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mattstaff
Nov 22, 2020 4:00 PM EST

Skweezy Jibbs is the legendary alter ego of Tim Savage. Skweezy's basically a firestorm of chaotic good. A national treasure that's wildly unpredictable and renowned for caps locked fits of epic proportions. Just when you think he's rapping off some serious toxic nonsense, he pulls a fast one on you, and ends up being that icon of chaotic good that you never saw coming. This Tumblr thread includes some of Skweezy's more notorious moments. 

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  • 01
    Face - nunyabizni Follow Skweezy Jibbs ... Just now • MY SONS ZOOM CLASS WAS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK O SO I DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK O IT STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE I SLAUGHTERED A JIGGLYPUFF IN MY TUB
    via therealskweezy
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    Text - urbanfantasyinspiration Follow I was worried about this guy. I hadn't heard from him in a while. Glad to see nothing has changed. ruimtetijd Follow Is this the dude that ended up in India instead of Indiana serameli Follow Yep, here's some other Skweezy Jibbs highlights
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  • 03
    Text - Where r u??? 14:11 IF ED UP 14:11 how 14:11 I WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell me u dont love me 14:23 14:26 What the f k 14:29 HELP 14:29 /
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  • 04
    Text - What's your opinion on goths 21 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Skweezy Jibbs THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP IN THA DARK AN FREAK MY GIRL OUT O JUST LAST NITE I WOKE 2 SCREAMIN CAUSE 1 GOT IN2 MY BEDROOM AN ATTACKED MY GIRL OI HAD 2 F 5 minutes ago IN KILL IT I'm a goth I would do anything like that to your girl e But I love you bro ur a good guy 3 minutes ago- Sent from Messenger Skweezy Jibbs MY BAD I THOUGHT U SAID MOTHS Just now Sent from Mobile
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  • 05
    Text - Skweezy Jibbs @Skweezy Apr 24 times is tough so when i heard @wendys was givin out free 4 piece nuggs today i knew i had 2 HUSTLE A, i hit every damn wendys twice within 17 miles across 2 states it took 5 hours but now we eatin free 4 a week WHAT IT DO00000
    via therealskweezy
  • 06
    Text - Skweezy Jibbs Just now • MY SON JUST ASKED ME 2 BUY HIM A BIKINI O WAS LIKE IF U WANT 2 GROW UP 2 BA REAL MAN AN NOT SOME THAT THA BEGINNIN OF SUMMER IS THA WORST |NO RU OUT OF UR MIND WEIRDO U NEED 2 LEARN TIME 2 BUY SWIMWEAR NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA PAY FULL PRICE 4 A 2 PIECE U GOT 2 WAIT TIL FALL IF U AINT TRYNA GET RIPPED OFF KID
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  • 07
    Text - Nov 15, 2016 at 14:57 O MY SON JUST CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AN WAS LIKE DAD IS IT OK 2 KISS ANOTHER BOY I WAS LIKE BECAUSE U HATE GAY PEOPLE O AN I WAS LIKE NO ITS BECAUSE UR 8 AN THA ONLY THINGU SHOULD BE USIN UR MOUTH 4 IS THESE BURGER KING PANCAKES I JUST BOUGHT 4 DINNER SOON AS U TURN 16 U CAN PLAY LIP WITH WHOEVER U WANT BUT RITE NOW U NEED 2 NO AN HE WAS LIKE IS IT AS GET AT THESE PANCAKES
    via u/Hummerous
  • 08
    Text - lemongrass-and-cedarwood Follow This man must be protected at all costs upset-hufflepuff Follow chaotic good A Xxxdreamingflowerxxx Follow This dude is one hell of a mood.
    via therealskweezy
  • 09
    Text - jalter-is-my-wife Follow If it weren't for the India one I would assume this was satire, but nope. I'm so glad it's real. 4 fallentitan98 Follow Absolutely the maddest lad real-jaune-isms Follow The light of this dark age
    via therealskweezy
  • 10
    Text - lovelybutnot-ablankcanvas Follow OHHHH THIS GUY THIS GUY IS A LEGEND lumanae Follow SKWEEZY, ARE YOU A FUCKBOY? HELL YEA
    via therealskweezy
  • 11
    Snout - FEELIN UNBELIEVABLE CAUSE KITTENS ВЕ OUT GETTIN PETS FROM YOUR BOY SKWEEZY JIBBS
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  • 12
    Text - ultimatebottom69 Follow ultimatebottom69 Follow The only fuckboy I will protect with my life with no regards for it josephjoestarsass Follow this man is a treasure that-is-not-milk Follow ah hes here again 134,999 notes
    via therealskweezy

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